Death by hangover!

A disheveled-looking bearded man boarded the bus and made his way to the back, bumping a girl along the way and apologizing very sternly for it. He was quiet at first, for about 5 minutes. Then,

"Getting fucked over by Navy boys."

Followed by a few more minutes of silence and then:

"Fuckin' pussies. Death by hangover, those pussies. Death by hangover. Death by hangover. Navy boys."

5 minutes...

"Let's talk about the ayatollah of Democrats, Ted Kennedy dying. Democrats make me want to die. THEY MAKE ME WANT TO DIE! Democrats. Fuckin' Democrats love Ted Kennedy but they make me want to die. And that's because I'm a chill-ass Republican. Democrats. Hey Democrats!"

2 minutes...

"Does anyone know what day it is? Is it Thursday?" (no response) "Does anyone know what day it is? Does anyone give a shit?"
Another man: "It's the 27th"
Beardo: "But what DAY is it? What is the DAY?"
Man: "Thursday. Why, do you have an appointment?"
Beardo: "I did. I missed it."

Silence again.

"Fuckin Navy boy pussies."